Hi! Its Me! Dan!

I am Dan, Dan I am. I voice act and stuff. I also play a bunch of instruments and sing, shoot me a message sometime!

1kidsentertainment:

sempiternal-memory:

voiceofnature:

So I dyed my cats pink with leftover beet water. No regrets! <3 :D
I had to wash them because of some oil spill they had gotten into, and chose to use the beet water, which is perfectly safe. I had no idea it would really make them this pink.

I bet this poor person has gotten plenty of hate filled messages from people that didn’t read the caption and think she used real hair dye.

COTTON CANDY KITTY

(via flannelandconverse)

samanndriel:

I feel like micheal cera never intended to act but ended up in the wrong place at the wrong time and was too awkward to tell them he wasn’t an actor so just filmed stuff anyway and now he’s let it go too far and can’t back out

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Song: Wndrwll

Artist: Neil Cicierega

Album: Mouth Silence

(Source: hemogobbler)

samw1se:

underage-fangirl:

joelayheymanasdicks:

sobsbcyoutubers:

skin-like-snowflakes:

masterdust:

uncannibal:

guccipoop:

Beautiful

I THOUGHT IT WAS SO FLOWY AND COOL AND SO ODD LIKE WOW ITS LIKE THE PERFECT SHAPE TO FLOW DOWN AND DROP LIKE THAT AND THEN I REALIZED IT WAS A BUNCH OF MINIATURE DICKS SO I WAS JUST„, “OH”

I thought they were peanuts

At first glance I saw jellybeans

I thought they were babies help

I thought it was a human spine…..

The dicks only make it better

WAY TO CUT OFF THE BEST PART OF THE WHOLE GIF

(Source: nutnics, via sammy-jay-bartholomew)

Anonymous said —
❝ omg if baby oil dissolves condoms what the fuck does it do to babies??? ❞

the-kellin-under-the-vic:

This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material

kinetic-squirrel:

"Classy Lesbians"

Yes.

Homestuck is © Andrew Hussie.

Also since people keep asking, the song is “Sandstorm” by Darude. :)

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poppypicklesticks:

ultrafacts:

What Cat Behaviors Actually Mean

More facts on Ultrafacts

I find that rolling around and showing their belly is very often, a cat’s way of saying “touch my belly and I’ll take a chunk out of your hand mother fucker” 

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