Hi! Its Me! Dan!

I am Dan, Dan I am. I voice act and stuff. I also play a bunch of instruments and sing, shoot me a message sometime! ISFP

❝ Why do white people own so many pets?
Because we’re not allowed to own people anymore.
*****
What is the scariest thing about a white person in prison?
You know he did it.
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how many Chicago cops does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just beat the room for being black.”
*****
A good looking 50 year old white man is trying to get laid on reality TV. What show are you watching?
To catch a predator.
*****
Why do white girls travel in groups of three or five?
They can’t even
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What do you call 64 white people in a room? A full blooded Cherokee. ❞

from various reddit threads

at dinner last night, a coworker was talking about hanging out with his white friends and getting fed up with the racist jokes, and asked them to tell a white people joke.  nobody had any, so he googled and found these. after a few of them, people were a lot less comfortable.

white folks, next time you hear a racist joke, maybe lead with one of these in response.  tag this “I’m white” when you reblog it, if you are.

(via cuterpillar)

Alas, I actually laughed at these.

I’m torn between the 64 white people in a room & the To Catch A Predator one as my favorite.

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(Source: transascendant, via girlwasdoritosthewholetime)

the-jackals:

gravedust:

I hope people have seen this. I dont even know its origin or anything or hell what to really tag it as but I saw it on facebook via a cosplayer page. Its definitely worth the watch

What the ungodly fuck

(via anarchiccorrosivity)

monsieurspectre:

Cool QRs for you and your local potion seller

(via red-negativity)

theneedledrop:

empress-of-derp:

onlyblackgirl:

foodthatlookslikeiggyazalea:

Iggy Azalea and kraft singles

That pack of kraft cheese got more singles than she do tho.

image

LOOOOOOOOOOOOL

plasmalogical:

quoms:

plasmalogical:

my strongest memes would kill you. you can’t handle my strongest memes

meme seller, i am telling you that i intend to comment on reddit. i can have nothing less than your strongest memes

my strongest memes would kill a mod, let alone a follower. you’d better find a blogger who posts weaker memes

(via phunderplonics)

i-make-it-up-as-i-go:

ms-mix-remixed:

ghdos:

afrosandprose:

tolzmannia:

There is this website called Thrift Books and I just got $66.90 worth of books for $19.93 (five books). Shipping was free. You’re welcome.

Yes! I just bought $82 worth of books for $17.85!

!!!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*heavy breathing*

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