I am Dan, Dan I am. I voice act and stuff. I also play a bunch of instruments and sing, shoot me a message sometime!
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we need to talk about that house loan
It’s gonna cost you a leg. Specifically, that guy’s prosthetic leg.
I need it.
HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A SHAVED RABBIT
Put a hat on it and ask it to bust myths.
Awww, you tried so hard, but unfortunately I can’t hear you over the sound of my debt-free college degree and massive disposable income.
You know who else have tons of disposable income? high-dollar independent prostitutes. I still don’t want my daughter to be one.
I’d rather have a daughter who is a safe, happy sex worker than a hateful bigot who projects her miseries and ignorance onto others and tries to body-police sex workers under the guise of “feminism”.